just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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