Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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