We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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