She said her name was "party"
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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