I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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