Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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