he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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