your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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