you win again, gameday.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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