what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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