I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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