It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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