I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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