My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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