we have officially lost it.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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