I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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