i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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