i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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