i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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