its not stalking. its research.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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