I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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