it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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