I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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