So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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