adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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