I want to have your abortion
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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