He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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