what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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