found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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