Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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