i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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