gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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