I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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