I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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