your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I need a beard to bite.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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