i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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