I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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