Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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