I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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