Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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