I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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