I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
