Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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