Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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