he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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