susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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