oh god the rape fog is back!
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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