non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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