this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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