Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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