is your mom at the bar?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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