So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize