I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The air was thick with penises
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Randomize
