we're blogging at a bar
We named our party play list daddy issues
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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