BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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