grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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